The Onion Movie

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Cast

• 
  Len Cariou

  Norm Archer
• 
  Ken Takemoto

  Sensei
• 
  Steven Seagal

  Cock Puncher
• 
  Larissa Laskin

  Dana Dobbs
• 
  Don McManus

  Dennis McCormick
• 
  Michael Bolton

  Michael Bolton

Crew

• Producer · David Miner
• Director · Tom Kuntz
• Director · Mike Maguire
• Producer · Gil Netter
• Producer · Michael Rotenberg
• Producer · David Zucker